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'Kashiwa Hatsu' ([personal profile] sakatree) wrote in [community profile] lightdriven2016-03-01 12:49 am
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Finding a House in this Market is... HARD....

WHO: Hatsu, and YOU
WHAT: Hatsu's carving his room outta the ice! ...Probably.
WHEN: ONE DAY A CALENDAR...WILL EXIST.
WHERE: Sealeo Inn
WARNINGS: Noneeeeexcept for Hatsu's mild cursing. Bad tree.

This way mister, end of the hall is over here!

[Finding the Inn in Illumina wasn't especially difficult. Outside, it was an enormous building carved right from the ice, with strings of lights moving directly up to it. Inside, it was also rather simple. There was a dining hall, a number of rooms available for rent, an office...

...And plenty of space for more, or so he was told. Sealeo had sent their daughter as guide when Hatsu came in, and he was now following a rather eager little one that was literally rolling around with a torch in her mouth.
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Ahaha...you might want to calm down kid, that fire is kind of...

Yeah make sure you don't touch it mister, you're grass type!

Gr- [There were types?! Before he can so much as ask he's shown a wall, the torch somehow slipped into a hook at the side.]

Here you are mister! Just carve yourself a room and it's all yours!

Er...carve..?

Yep! Good luck~!

AUHHHeY HEY WAIT! [Hatsu's shouts fall on deaf ears-or rather, no ears at all, as the spheal has long since rolled off back down the hall by the time the phantump can start protesting. In her absence, he's left turning back to sigh at the wall.] ...Right...let's get started I guess...

[..........................

....About a few hours later, cursing can be heard from the hall.
]

COME ON BARELY A CHIP!?

[Along with the sounds of something hitting the ice.] AUUGH I'm giving it everything I've got just. CRACK. BREAK. SOMETHING, I need a room!

[....]

Come onnnnnnn...

[.....]

OOOOHhhhh this would be SO much easier with my guns..!

[This is not going very well, as one can see.]

[personal profile] stoogesofsanfran 2016-03-01 11:12 pm (UTC)(link)


Heh, wouldn't that be convenient. Whatever it is they use for money around here...



Did you get shrunk a lot here too?

[personal profile] stoogesofsanfran 2016-03-01 11:25 pm (UTC)(link)


What, you're some kinda...tree ghost or somethin'?

[personal profile] stoogesofsanfran 2016-03-01 11:40 pm (UTC)(link)


Man, and I thought astral projection was useless. I don't wanna think about getting stuck in a wall.



Ghost things here can't possess people, right?

[personal profile] stoogesofsanfran 2016-03-01 11:49 pm (UTC)(link)


[Don't mind him just. Scooting back a bit. Looking a bit unsettled.]



Yeah...let's not put that to the test. Don't wanna risk getting stuck half inside someone else, right?

[personal profile] stoogesofsanfran 2016-03-02 12:00 am (UTC)(link)


Most painful three-legged race ever?



Really bad indigestion?

[personal profile] stoogesofsanfran 2016-03-02 12:11 am (UTC)(link)


Oh man...talk about creepy.



And imagine all the stuff you don't want people to know that they'd see that way.

[personal profile] stoogesofsanfran 2016-03-02 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
[Cue a sigh of relief from both of them.]



Let's just hope there ain't no ghosts from around here that wanna try.



How about we just not think about that?

[personal profile] stoogesofsanfran 2016-03-02 12:28 am (UTC)(link)


Chow's having a pretty easy time of it with those kicks of his and being a feathery space heater...maybe we could cut a deal.

[personal profile] stoogesofsanfran 2016-03-02 12:41 am (UTC)(link)


Pretty much, he was about half done when we heard you making a fuss over here.



He's sendin' ice flyin' all over the place with just his talons.

[personal profile] stoogesofsanfran 2016-03-02 12:56 am (UTC)(link)


Yeah, why do you think we're over here? Dude's going a bit postal in here.



Probably blowin' off steam after bein' stuck in the slammer for so long-oof!

[Apparently getting smacked over the head with the wrist of a wing hurts when you're half the size of the bird. Who would've guessed?]

[personal profile] stoogesofsanfran 2016-03-02 01:01 am (UTC)(link)


Oops...



Well, good thing you don't have any proof of anything, and even if you did it wouldn't mean anything because we were let outta the clink fair and square, huh?

Well...technically their original sentence was fifty years, before they talked to Captain Black :D

[personal profile] stoogesofsanfran 2016-03-02 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
[Whew. It's so inconvenient to trying to live normal lives when law abiding citizens find out they're ex-cons.]



You'd be amazed to find out how many conclusions people can jump to when they know you've got a bad history with the law, alright? Don't need a neighbor hovering around waiting for us to put a to outta line.

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