Today I don't feel like doing anything. I just wanna lay in my bed.

[lazywater]

WHO: En Yufuin and everyone
WHAT: A furry icicle
WHEN: Day 1
WHERE: Just outside the city
WARNINGS: One lazy asshole discovering the ability Truant

En is very much aware that something is wrong, especially when he wakes up to chilly winds and expanse of white ice instead of white walls and a warm bed, but he's... not exactly sure what to do with this knowledge. Usually, his response to getting kidnapped is screaming and yelling, as most sane people do, but today his body just refuses to move. It's not that it's unusual for him to loaf around, it's just unusual that he's not reacting to something completely different.

He lays on the ice for maybe about ten minutes- during which he only heard his heart beat once per those minutes... was he dead?- before he feels something bubbling in his gut. It's slow to process, but the brown, fuzzy creature sits up and looks at his paws and reflection in the ice. His loveracet was still there... but everything else...

HAGGHHYYYYHHHAAAAAAAAAHHHHH! WHAT IS THIS?

. . . Ah. There it is.

Comments

[stoogesofsanfran]

[It's about time to tune out the conversation between Ratso and Chow, which is pretty much just turning into the former trying to convince the latter to let him hitch a ride.]

F-first time what?

[lazywater]

Eh... I was going to ask how bad is letting the guy ride on the other's head, but since you're harrowing down on me, pretend I was asking how bad was the first time you guys... transformed.

[stoogesofsanfran]

Oh, d-don't mind Chow. H-h-he's just kinda h-huffy. And the first time w-we got turned into s-something not human...



We don't wanna talk about it.

[lazywater]

Right... Fair enough.

. . . Hmm. . .

[Still a walk so...]

Ever been turned into a child before?

[stoogesofsanfran]

W-we haven't, but our old b-b-boss has.



He was such a cute kid.

[lazywater]

Heh, I was too. Once a youth monster attacked our school and all the students were turned into toddlers. It was a trip for that hour, I'm telling you.

[stoogesofsanfran]

Sounds like it could'a been fun.



Ain't nothin' could be 'fun' about bein' shrunk.



Says the tallest one here right now. Anyway, ever time traveled?

[lazywater]

There's nothing fun about it.

[He nods sagely and raises an eyebrow]

Nope. Frankly I'm thankful. Timeloops on TV already give me a headache.

[stoogesofsanfran]

Ugh, no time loops, no. I think I'd go insane.



Ya mean y'ain't already?

[He snickers, despite having to dodge a wing smack from Finn. Some jabs are just required, okay?]



He did wanna stay in the seventies...

[lazywater]

... heh... and I thought me and my friends were weird.